So…last January I joined Planet Fitness. Although this rapidly expanding fitness chain has received a lot of criticism–for its ultra-bright color scheme and a handful of dubious practices (like pizza night for its members)–the equipment looks pretty impressive and the price is an eye-popping ten dollars per month.

Joining a gym is not, of course, the same as going to the gym; and I still haven’t managed to do a single workout. I did, however, show up to the gym for a tour of the facilities. That’s where I spotted this stylish fellow, bringing 1970s style to the weightroom, with his sideburns and applejack hat.

Ajuan Mance