A guy in a turtleneck, backlit by the biggest LED flat-screen TV I’ve ever seen combines two of my favorite things–preppy clothes and giant HD televisions. Alas, I did not spot this guy yesterday, on Black Friday, because I refused to shop on Black Friday, not because I was protesting materialism, consumerism, or any particular big box chain, I do have strong feelings about all of those issues, but the truth is that I don’t do Black Friday shopping because I just can’t deal with the crowds…which is kind of a bummer, since my Blu Ray player just gave out, and I really wanted to buy a new one…

Ajuan Mance